if you dont like dolphins, then i dont like you
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In anticipation of the Totally Spies! re-launch coming 2013.
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“the entire world can see your bald spot.”
“shut up dickwad.”
“Can’t all the money in grannie’s royal treasury buy you a decent weave?”
“Harry I swear to god”
“Don’t let Kate see that. She might leave you for a man with hair. Like meeeee.”
Our royal family is just…omg.
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my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
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A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”
DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”
i wonder if my dad knows hes tumblr famous
do you ever regret making a post so much u just
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If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS
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once i put my mum’s bras on a ceiling fan because i thought it’d be a funny prank but then some people came over to look at the house and i didn’t have time to take the bras down so when my mum turned the fan on bras flew all around our kitchen and landed on the people and like no one wanted to say anything so we acted like bras weren’t strewn across all of us
Can I have a kid like you
i’m an adult
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SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER.
Do I hear wedding bells
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if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
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